Dear Santa…
The internet found me a gem last week, a bona fide philanthropic call to action to make possible the get-the-fuck-outta-here. Rap’s gangster conversationalist has decided to fulfill his destiny as the embodiment of the Christmas spirit, offering up a contest for youth to make one wish come true. In 100 words or less.
My take. Will be submitted. Talk amongst yourselves.
Dear Jeezy-
I wish for you to run for Mayor of Atlanta. Your recent acquisitions show your interest in Atlanta, but with the influence of Black Hollywood near omnipresent, now you can claim its true title.
My wish is selfless, the aspiration to memorialize both you and the city I once called home into the permanent pages of history.
An Atlanta native, you speak the common language, and your underdog story of success throughout social and institutional hardships commands respect from Atlanta elite.
Lastly, true power lies within public office. Shirley Franklin rolls in a Maybach. For real.
Sincuuurly-
Ellsworth
