Door To Door To Door

It took a week to get permission from those involved, but here it is, from the midwest to the world via our smug music blog. This is entirely true. At least that’s what I was told. Other than the name, nothing else has been changed. Maybe this isn’t even a big deal, but I don’t know, it’s pretty crazy.

Date: Wednesday, July 11
Time: 7:07PM
Location: Hopkins, Minnesota

So Jane Doe (name changed, you will know her as SOAP Confidant) is getting home to her townhouse last night and she’s pulling into the communal alley of driveways & garages when she sees some of her neighbors out chatting with a couple of well-dressed men. She thinks nothing of it, walks around them and heads into her townhouse. A few minutes later her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find two Jehovah’s Witnesses…one of whom is PRINCE.

Yep. Prince. Hot on the heels of playing a triple-header gig on Saturday, which culminated in the police shutting him down at 4AM at First Ave in Minneapolis. Fast forward to Wednesday evening when he’s ding-donging the neighbors to help get them into heaven.

My name is Prince, and I am funky.
I am Jehovah, won’t you join me?

Says SOAP Confidant: “He was impeccably dressed in a fine tan suit. He didn’t say anything, but held his briefcase in front of him with both hands while the other man talked about the upcoming rally in Rochester. I told them I couldn’t attend as I was going to China tomorrow.”

SOAP: Was he wearing sunglasses?

SOAP Confidant: “No, but his complexion was flawless.”

I asked whether or not he was wearing Cuban heels but she couldn’t tell.

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