Fun With Metrics: November 2007
For this round of “Fun With Metrics“, SOAP tries to assess the causality of the search terms that led the Internetosphere to our virtual door with a dual of the written word.
“Find hot events with soap in php”
Ellsworth: Cause you know the Docomodake party was off the chain.
Bosley: I doubt Ellsworth realizes it, but SOAP is also a google web feed technology…but yes, the Docomodake event was hot.
“In the jetset is freaking the guest list is peaking”
Ellsworth: Um, this like, is me?
Bosley: Sounds like lyrics from a bad Jay-Z song.
“www.heidiporn.com”
Ellsworth: While at first I thought Heidi was perhaps a distant relative to Lindstrom or the more elusive Skatebard, but after a little research, I came upon this:
Global affiliate program leader, EuroRevenue (www.EuroRevenue.com) has announced the launch of its newest site, HeidiPorn.com . The site is built around Eastside Studios’ popular Heidi DVD series shot entirely in the central European Alpine nation, and based on the famous character in Swiss literature.
Bolsey: I don’t think it’s a good idea to put a link to that site on our blog…
“Airline-sized bottle of liquor”
Ellsworth: I hope that somewhere on the Internet there is a photo of a bottle of liquor the size of an airplane.
Bosley: As long as it fits in a Ziploc… You think you can bring a Ziploc bag full of booze onto a plane? You know, like one of those bladders you find inside boxed wine…
“Dan Corsi comes from”
Ellsworth: Dan Corsi cannot be stopped.
Bolsey: I can feel Peter’s jealousy.
“Morgan Geist Jewish”
Ellsworth: Though nothing on his myspace seems to validate this, I’ll be sure to ask him in person and cross-check with Jdate.
Bosley: This is good news because I was planning on dropping Metro Area 7 at my cousins Bar Mitzvah.
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